 Lake?....Who needs deep water or a boat!...................................
 Lake?....Who needs deep water or a boat!................................... I don't need a tractor, She's cheaper to run...............................
 I don't need a tractor, She's cheaper to run............................... I don't need two trucks, when I can load it all on one!..............
 I don't need two trucks, when I can load it all on one!..............♥  I have just been in Beijing and found out where the best Chinese food is. 
It's in New York City! 
♥  Why does a woman have to resort to plastic surgery to keep her youth while a man keeps his by giving her money, cars, and diamonds?.........
♥  Top Five Signs That Your Family SUV Is Too Big...................
5. The kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."..
4. Before driving anywhere, you have to file a parade permit.. 
3. It serves as a carport for your Camry...................................
2. Your husband, riding shotgun, is in a different area code.. 
1. The fuel gauge doubles as a fan............................................
♥  The chest X-ray showed I had pimples on my left ventricle. .
I said, "Doc, what does that mean?"..
 He said, "You're still a teenager at heart." ,,



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