Don't I have funny eyes?...................................
Your funny lookin all over...........
Us cat's have pride you know....................................
Oh...OMG....were is your hair gone?......................................
And they put me in a cage.................................
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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Look for elephant tracks in the butter.
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In certain parts of the world, people still pray in the streets.
In this country, they're called pedestrians.
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One day at the family reunion my grandparents were reminiscing.
My grandfather remarked, "I wonder what ever happened to the old- fashioned girls who fainted when a man kissed them."
Grandmother gave him a withering look, "What I'd like to know is what happened to the old-fashioned men who could make them faint!"
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A couple on vacation in Virginia decided on the spur of the moment to get married.
They went to the county courthouse, but they took a wrong turn and, without realizing it, ended up in the offices where hunting licenses are sold.
"We're from out-of- state," said the prospective groom.
"Can we get a license?"
The clerk replied, "No, but I can give you a 3-day permit."
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