But, is supposed to be a great day............
Yesterdays sunrise....................
Time for breakfast..................................................................
We can't get awake.....need more rest....................................
I wouldn't go in there, if I were you................................
Sorry!,...if I scare you.........................................................
You just wait until I grow up...I'll be a watch cat too.............
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Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
Q: What if you don't want to wait fifty years?
A: Parachute him from an airplane.
Q: Why isn't it safe to climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
A: Because that is when the elephants practice their parachute jumping.
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DAD: How are your exams son?
BOY: Underwater.
DAD: Underwater? What do you mean?
BOY: They're below C level.
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
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