Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Everyone.....New week..have a good one!..








What do you mean, a BATH ?................................................

I'm ready.........................................................Right!

We're taking our cookie and going home............

Yep! It's bath time........................................................

Shhh....I'z hiding..........want no bath........are you crazy?

These two need a bath.................................................

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Running shoes in these days are more and more technologically advanced.

I went in this store and they told me this new model of running shoes can even predict the weather!

I asked how and the salesperson told me: "Leave your shoes outside the window for a little while: if they are wet it's raining, if they are dry it's sunny, if you cannot see them it's foggy."

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~~Chester was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader’s table.

Said the mysterious old woman, "For $25, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."

Chester readily agreed, and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend

That’s true," said Chester.

"Oh, my goodness! You are extremely lonely, aren’t you?"

"Yes," Chester shamefully admitted.

That’s amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses."

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My friend’s husband, Jay, is a state trooper and enjoys sharing the excuses people use when stopped for speeding.

One day, however, the tables were turned.

Jay maintains an aquarium of exotic fish, and a prized specimen had threatened to turn belly up.

The off-duty officer called a pet store, and they advised him to immediately purchase a special additive that would correct the water’s pH.

Jay and his wife jumped into the car and rushed to the store.

A state trooper signaled them to pull over.

"Go ahead," Jay’s wife said.

Tell him you’ve got a sick fish!"

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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

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QUESTION: Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?

ANSWER: You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!