to our great neighbours to the north...Happy Thanksgiving !
Nice morning to start a walkabout............................................
Coming home...almost to the mountains of Virginia...................
Tommy sez; I own this sucker!.....
Don't let the cats see him..........
He's drowning his troubles.......It don't work ..Mate!..................
"Milo sez:....................................................
It's O.K. Mom!....I got this bad guy......I'll hold him and bite him..
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Last year I entered the New York City Marathon.
The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners.
It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me.
He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied: "Do you want to know?" and I dropped out.
♣
Some kindergarteners I taught in my twenties believed I must have been very old.
When I mentioned my mother, one kid said, " She's still ALIVE?"
♣
A judge gave a horse thief a stiff prison term: ten years of hard labor.
"Have you got anything to say before you are removed to start your sentence?" asked the judge.
"Nothin', your honor, except that you're pretty darn liberal with other people's time!"
♣
Michael Johnson, an Olympic gold medal runner, was on his way to a club with some friends.
At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said: "Sorry, you can't come in here...no denim."
Michael was quite annoyed at this and "Don't you know who I am? I'm Michael Johnson."
"Then it won't take you long to run home and change, will it?" replied the bouncer.
"Alison".....great pictures of Milo !!...........................
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