"Witchy"...I enjoyed every minute of our talks, and the sight seeings.
Here's Milo, Peeking at you.....Watchout, he'll grab you !......
I just don't know about them sneakers....................
Gotta watch out for this gang..............................................
Damn...What a mean looking face................................
I don't care if these are for the birds....I'm hungry...................
He doesn't care where he sleeps...............
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After his stay in the hospital, Gus was especially hungry regarding food.
At a nearby restaurant he stopped for a quick meal and the waiter provided a bowl of soup.
As the waiter turned away to return to the kitchen Gus stopped him, calling: "Waiter!"
"Yes ,sir, is there something wrong?"
"The soup. Taste it," replied Gus.
"I beg your pardon, Sir?"
"Taste it."
"But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent."
"Taste it," Gus persisted.
"Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients."
"Taste it!
"The exasperated waiter finally relented. "All right, Sir, I'll taste it."
Then after a pause he said, "Where is the spoon?"
To which Gus replied triumphantly, "Ah ha ... "
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Appropriate Length.....
Student: "How long do you want this report to be?"
Teacher: "I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady's dress -- long enough to cover the subject, yet short enough to keep it interesting."
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Quote.....
low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. - George W Bush
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A young boy ran up to his teacher with tears in his eyes.
The teacher asked, "What's wrong, dear?"
The boy said, "I just found out I'll be in school until I'm eighteen.
"The teacher said, "That's nothing. I have to stay here until I'm sixty-five."
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