"Witchy's" having a good trip back home.................................
Have a safe day...
Looks lickin good...................................................................
I'll fight ya, for it !
Dress up for Halloween ?
I don't know........Stay away from my baby...............
Another "Jaws" movie?
And I thought I was dumb......Damn..................
When a person tells me talk is cheap, I ask him if he knows how much a session of Congress costs.
A dead English lord and his dead butler run into each other in Hell.
"My lord," the butler exclaims. "What are you doing here?"
The lord sighs, "I'm here because I lied, cheated, and stole to pay the debts run up by that playboy son of mine.
But you were a faithful, loyal servant. Why are you here?"
butler replies, "For fathering your playboy son."
When his auto mechanic came in for an operation, Dr. Morris couldn't help but take the opportunity to turn the tables on him.
"Well, Gus," said the doctor, "It's going to take at least five days for the parts to get in.
As for the cost, there's no way to tell until we get in there and see exactly what the problem is."
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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