Hope everyone had a great weekend.
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Nice Sunday Sunrise.....................................................
A nice sunset to walk along the beach with your Honey.
A pretty picture......Carol likes pictures of horses.......
I like Hawks....I think their fascinating......................
I'ze hide from them buggers........................................
Me too, they lible to get me...........................................
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Your mama is so fat. Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
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Six-year-old Roy, our youngest boy, was having trouble adjusting to going to school every day for Grade l.
"Dad, I've got a secret to tell you," he said, so I bent down to listen.
"I cried at school yesterday and told the teacher I missed my mom."
"What did your teacher say?" I asked.
"She whispered to me, "I miss my mom, too!"
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What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
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I went to the florist to pick up flowers and was greeted by the sign BACK IN 30 MINUTES.
Later that day, I returned and politely chastised the shopkeeper for not writing the time on the sign so people know when she had left and when she'd return.
"You're right, that is confusing," she admitted.
"I should have posted my usual note: 'Be right back'"
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the midst of a terrible storm, a Great Dane and a dachshund find themselves standing in a snowdrift. "Brr," says the Great Dane. "My paws are freezing."
"Don't whine to me," says the dachshund. "I've got my own troubles."
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Health experts have named Mississippi the fattest state in the Union.
The state bird of Mississippi?......... The fried chicken
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