Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Every one....Another TGIF day........................
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Dang nab it !...Dropped my coffee................................................

Shhhhhhhh, Don't scare them off................................................

It sez here.....................................................................................

The little ones got tired................................................................

Wait ! I'll take their picture........................................................

I can watch them from here.........................................................

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Hilda: Mister, do you have a book full of merciless insults?

Bookstore clerk: It's not in stock, ma'am, but we can order one for you.

Hilda: I'll need it by next Sunday.

Bookstore clerk: What's the occasion?

Hilda: That's the day I become a mother-in-law.

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It would take a little space but would speed up supermarket shopping if a section were left without food, sporting a sign: "This aisle for lengthy conversations."

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Words to live by....Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.

Most of us consider ourselves broadminded enough to admit that there are two sides to every argument.

First and foremost, there is our side, and then there is the side that no reasonably intelligent, informed, sane, and self-respecting person could possible hold.

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"Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold.

But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow."

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A kindergarten class was learning how the fur on some animals changes color with the seasons.

When the teacher bent down to tie her shoe, a student observed her head of graying hair and exclaimed, "Teacher, are you getting ready for winter?"

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A straight line is the shortest distance between a baby and anything breakable.