Down Hummingbird Lane

Well...It's that time again...Good Morning..................................
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You took his cookie?.....................................................................

You gotta watch out......................................................................

Weird lookin fish........................................................................

I don't know if you can eat these.................................................

The squirrels and these guys ↓ do................................................

Two heads better than one ? You can eat twice as much.........

I don't know...............................................................................

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One of the side benefits of forgetting names and faces.

You keep meeting new people every day.

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One of my favorite profs was known for his droll sense of humor.

Explaining his ground rules to one first-year class, he said, "Now, I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class.

I do, however, object to your pounding them on your desks to make sure they're still running!"

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After years on the vaudeville circuit, a magician and his wife, whom he used to saw in half as the climax of each performance, have retired and opened their own food market.

You've probably seen the sign in their window, it reads: "Milk sold here by the half gal."

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I encourage our three children to try new foods, and like most kids, they resist.

On a recent visit to Grandma's house, I asked each of them to sample one of her pickled beets.

Only nine-year-old Arty was willing to try them.

After he'd managed a tentative nibble, Grandma asked, “So, how is it?”

Arty diplomatically replied, “It would be good, Grandma, if I liked it!”

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.