Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Good Morning .......friends....You too..."Witchy"........................






"Westen" saz: he's a cool dude...................................................






He thought he was cool too........................................................




Cat Burglar..................................................................................

Hard life behind bars....................................................................



Not me, I'm a hiding.....................................................................


I'll jump out.................................................................................



Some years ago when I worked in a bank, one of the managers entered the safe to prepare that day's cash for the tellers.

When a client called asking for him, the clerk who answered the phone let the caller know that the manager was busy.

"He can't come to the phone now," she said.

"He's tied up in the vault."

Put a federal agency in charge of the Sahara Desert and it would run out of sand.


A male friend of mine, an engineer at an aircraft company, works for a woman supervisor.

She often shows up at work wearing buttons featuring feminist slogans.

One day, her latest button, "Adam was a rough draft," proved too much for my friend.

The next day, he showed up at work sporting his own button:

"Eve was no prime rib."

Bobbie's granddaughter, Ali, was watching her do some housework one day and told her how much she liked a Victorian couch she has. “Well,” she told her, “you can have it when I die.”


“But, I don't want you to die!” Ali said.


Then, after a few moments of silence, she said, “Grandma, could I pick it up on the way back from the funeral?”

Fitness center applicants at my hospital are queried about their medical problems.

One man wrote "None" on the application form where it asked whether he had any cardiac problems.

When a huge surgical scar was noticed on his chest, he was asked, "What is that from?"


"I used to have problems with my heart, but it was replaced last year," the man answered calmly.

A little white duck adopted a family of swans near our house.

It swam with them, ate with them and even adopted their mannerisms.

We came up with a nickname for the little guy: "Swannabe." ~





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