Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning......everyone. Hope the weekend was good for you.
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What's that I hear?....someone's close by...................................

we'll just lay low..till he's not paying attention.........................

Spider man will save the day...he's a super hero......................

An't she cute??............................................................................

I got your cute............................................................................

Youse guy's sure are funny.........................................................

More Maxine for Bobbie................................................................

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Bobbie's granddaughter, Alison, called to ask if she and her cousin could sleep over.

“Not this weekend, Alison,”she told her. “I'm getting old.”

“But, Grandma,” she protested, “next weekend you'll be even older!”

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A livestock truck overturned in my town, and the accident made the local news.

The young reporter who covered the story declared on camera, "Two cows, Black and Gus, escaped into nearby woods."

At the studio there was muffled laughter as they cut to a commercial.

After the break, the reporter sheepishly added, "About that overturned truck...make those Black Angus cattle."

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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the 'Politician. '

All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

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Here it is: September again and another school year begins, with name calling, petty bickering and childish behavior.

But enough about the school board meetings.

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Sadly, in the nightclub world, bald singers don't fare well, hence my reason for buying a hairpiece.

When I asked my accountant if I could write off the toupee as an expense, he hesitated.

The he changed his mind. "All right," he said finally.

"I'll put it down as an overhead."

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Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.

Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.