Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Well its hump day......Enjoying the great weather?...



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Oh, No....not another Political Ad.........................................

You think you have it hard.....You don't have to watch them Ad's.......

Look at me......A new sport.........not for this Geezer......................

Custom bike hauler..................................................................

I like riding my custom bike...........................................................

What can I say ??......................................................

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The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one...

twenty years ago.

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President Bush is on a week-long tour of Asia; he’ll visit South Korea, Thailand, and China —

or as the White House calls it,....... the “everything sold at Wal-Mart” tour.

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THE SHORTEST BOOKS:
1) A guide to Arab democracies
2) Everything men know about women
3) The Amish phonebook

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Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the reenactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event.

But the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons.

During a lull, Will's dad finally got him calmed down.

That's when the Confederate general hollered, "Fire at Will!"

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A friend wrote:Since moving to Philadelphia for a job, I had been receiving small appliances and household goods I needed from my brother Len.

The latest parcel to arrive was a box for an electric kettle that looked just like the one I had bought a few weeks earlier.

Without bothering to open it, a few days later I went to the store to return it.

I explained to the clerk that it was a gift from my brother, and left it with her while I went to look for something else.

When I returned to the counter, a number of employees had gathered around—all looking at the red lingerie the clerk had pulled from the box.

Len’s wife had bought it for me.

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A few summers ago, my children took part in a three mile charity road race sponsored by a local church.

The church provided refreshments at the finish line.

My son Rusty picked up a bottle of water with a Bible verse on the label: "I was thirsty and ye gave me drink. Matthew 25:35."

After taking a drink, Rusty read the verse and announced, “Matthew's time in that race was pretty good.”

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.