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Alright.....what's happening here !............................
I'z dona knows......We'z going fishing..................................
We're playing ........and we're 3 points ahad...................
It'll cost you a samich.....to watch tha game.......................
I'm the ref.....................................................
This place is weird.....lets get outta here.................
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As Sherry was nursing her baby, her brother's six-year-old daughter, Amber, came into the room.
Never having seen anyone breast-feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what Sherry was doing.
After mulling over Sherry's answers, she remarked, "My mom has some of those,but I don't think she knows how to use them."
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I noticed my roommate studying the settings on our washing machine.
There were three icons: a sheep for woollens, a cotton ball for cottons and a beaker for synthetics.
"Problem?" I asked.
"Just wondering." he said. "If I were washing a sweater made from a cloned sheep, would I set it on wool or synthetics?"
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Our neighbors' last name is Saint James, which I never thought about until I glanced at their cars.
The plates on her station wagon read "Saint," while his red Corvette brags "Sinner."
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On my way to a picnic, I stopped at a fast food place to order a quart of potato salad.
"We don't sell it by the quart," the clerk snapped.
"Okay, then give me two pints, please," I replied.
I'm proud to say I held my tongue when she asked, "Do you want it in one container?"
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A farm boy was drafted.
On his first furlough, his father asked him what he thought of army life.
"It's pretty good, Pa.
The food's not bad, the work's easy, but best of all is that they let you sleep real late in the morning."
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For Americans at the start of the 20th century, the Bible was the favored book.
But the book that was next on their list of favorites?
The Sears Roebuck Catalogue.
After all is said and done-a lot more will have been said than done
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