Morning...people...and Witchy!

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Breakfast.........

I don't care for any...thanks.

I should be rich....I gotten quite a few pairs like this, while working.

I need to get 'Witchy' to help me clean around my computer.

This picture hurts my eyes....with all the lines.....

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Sue, my sister-in-law, was showing my three children the tricks her dog, Lucky, could do.

Five-year-old Shane watched with great interest as Sue tossed Lucky biscuits, which he caught perfectly every time.

Sue asked Shane if he would like to try.

With a big smile and a nod, he raced to stand beside the dog with his mouth open, ready to catch the next one.

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Quote: "The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant.

Every table had an argument going."

(George Carlin...1937-2008)

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A lawyer comes to visit his client on death row, and he says, "I have some good news for you."

And the client says, "What good news are you talking about?

You lost my case, I was convicted of a murder I did not commit, and I've been sentenced to die in the electric chair?"

The lawyer says, "Yes, but I got the voltage lowered."

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A man found, to his great surprise, that he was lactose intolerant (unable to digest milk sugar).

At dinner that night with his two young sons (age 9 and 4 years), he mentioned that he had found out that he was lactose intolerant and tried to explain to them what that meant.

A couple of months later, he took the kids to a local restaurant for a quick breakfast before shopping.

The place was very busy, but the quality of the food and service were obviously not up to par.

When they finally got their breakfast, his youngest son took a look at her father's omelet and burnt toast and declared very loudly to the waitress,

"My Daddy can't eat that toast, he is black toast intolerant."

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Good judgment comes from experience.

Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.