Happy Independence Day....everyone....

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A VERY HAPPY 4TH OF JULY..... Especially in the times we are living in and with the turmoil surrounding us, may we all have a Happy 4th of July, a very safe one.....But most of all remember what this day truly means and hope that we can still celebrate OUR country in the future!!

Party on................

Hey...Wannta buy some fish ??

OH, No.............................

But of course "Maxine" ..........."Witchy" likes Maxine.....

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America has more food to eat than any other nation on earth -

and more diets to keep us from eating it.

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"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said.

"Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

The boy quickly replied, "What good would that have done?

My aim is much better than yours."

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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker:

"Whoa, big fella..... WHOA!"

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Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the 'Gunny' that they smelled bad.

The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear.

The Gunny responded, 'Yes sir, I'll see to it immediately' ..

He went into the tent and said, 'The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear.

Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowskie, Brown, you change with Schultz..... Get to it'.

The moral: A candidate may promise change in Washington, but don't count on things smelling any better.

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Every wife knows there are two ways to keep a husband guessing, by saying something and by saying nothing.