I hope every one's enjoying the long weekend....
and too all my friends...thanks for all you do....
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See, even the critters are having a barbe......
Of course this guy ate to much......
Now..I don't know about Maxine....She's like "Witchy"..
I just don't know....
A sea horse....Whoa big fellow.....
A set up........
Whould this keep Wyatt in his playpen??
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The other night the front door was accidentally left open and Sam, Arty's Husky was gone.
After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, I got in the car and went looking for him.
I drove very slowly around the neighborhood streets for over an hour checking out lawns, yards, bushes, etc. with no luck.
Finally I stopped at the curb near a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen a big black dog.
Their response was, "You mean the one that's following your car?"
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An elderly Virginian, interviewed for a public opinion poll, hemmed and hawed over every question.
Finally, he apologized to the interviewer, explaining.
"I'm not so much of a 'no opinion' as I am a 'couldn't care less.'
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A widow recently married to a widower was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked:
"I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?"
"Oh, not any more, he doesn't," the other replied.
"What stopped him?"
"I started talking about my next husband."
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Father's Day was near when I brought my four-year-old son, Bobby, to the card store.
Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one.
When I looked back, Danny was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots, every which way.
"Bobby, what are you doing?" I asked.
"Haven't you found a nice card for Daddy yet?"
"No," he replied. "I'm looking for one with money in it."
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