About the time I got seated good , I would have to Pee......
Mean looking cat!!
Want to walk the track ?
Don't wear dangling ear rings......
Of course Maxine.............
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Pete and his wife were visiting another couple who own a small farm.
The farmer commented that his wife's hens were getting old and not laying many eggs.
Pete's wife quipped, “Oh, they must be in henopause.”
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John McCain and Barack Obama are bickering over what to do when they catch Osama bin Laden.
Obama wants to bring him to trial.
John McCain wants to shoot him.
I said, “Guys — how about somebody finding him first!”
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While driving in the car with my daughter, I had an "oldies" radio station on.
It played a song that I remembered from the 1960s.
"You know, Sherry, this song was on when I was in bed with a broken leg when I was young."
"Gee, Dad, that's too bad," she replied.
"You couldn't even get up to turn it off."
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