Good Morning...Breakfast is ready...

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Stay away from the bike!!

Her Pet? His name is "Fluffy"

"Sadie" watching the "Dog Whisperer".............

Bad Storm.......

Bears climbing ?...........................

Breakfast time...............................

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At a highway restaurant the waitress took a customer's order and was walking to the kitchen when she realized she'd forgotten something.

She turned around and hollered, "You wanna roll with your dinner?"

"No, thanks" the customer responded, "I'll just sit here and eat."

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I try not to interrupt while my wife is watching soaps on television.

When I need to communicate I say, "Tell me when I can talk."

One day I gave her the line and continued with my task at hand.

Much, much later I heard, "Tomorrow!"

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Junior was being chided for his low grades.

Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example.

"Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father.

"No" Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents."

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It is a terrific idea to kiss the children good night, if you do not mind waiting up for them.

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Ponder these:

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

Popular music used to make you tap your toe.

Now it makes you beat your head against the wall!

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.