Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Riders of the spaceship "Earth"............................
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What can I say ??...........................

Any body seen the cat?..............................

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm hiding from the bear..he's "It".

I just liked this picture.......Good Picture!

Are you afraid of heights?...............

Cool building.........................................................

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Q. Why is it better to tell your troubles to a dog than to a psychiatrist?

A. A dog will sit and listen to you................

A psychiatrist will be thinking of how much money he will be getting from you.

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"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."

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A 'Veteran' --

whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve. is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'

That is honor................... and there are way too many people in this country today, who no longer understand that fact.

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A 100-year old patient of mine, an African American, was lying on the exam table as I removed several layers of bandages from her leg.

The last layer was a roll of cotton, which needed to be removed slowly, one tuft at a time.

"Well, this is a first," she said.

"What is?" I asked.

"A white man picking my cotton."

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When my wife developed a foot problem, her doctor told her she would have to wear wide, flat shoes.

Some time later, while we were dressing to attend an important client’s cocktail party,

She studied her reflection in the full-length mirror.

Flat shoes killed the effect of her expensive new dress, she announced.

She dug out a pair of her old high heels and liked what she saw.

We left for the party.

As we approached the building, She twisted her ankle.

Ever brave, she hobbled into the building.

When we arrived at our Japanese host’s penthouse, a maid answered the door...

and asked us to remove our shoes.

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A husband was teasing his wife about turning forty before him.

Their small daughter was puzzled and asked, "How old is Daddy?"

Her Mom said, "He's thirty-nine."

The girl asked, "How old will you be then?"

The sad reply was, "Forty."

The girl piped up, "But, Mommy, you're winning!"