Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....earthriders.....




Like he saz............................

What a time to have to pee.....................

Puting out those fires......................

What can I say??

Step on it...........................

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One of the most perplexing questions of our time;

where do all the solutions go after the candidate gets elected?

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I'd been having endless problems with my satellite company;

I could only get through to them about six in the morning.

During one conversation with them, I asked "Just how many people answer the phone?" Hundreds, I was told.

Later that week, I had occasion to call again.

While I was on hold, my eight-year-old said:

"Sure they have hundreds of operators.

But I bet they only have one phone."

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Last night my wife was berating me for wanting to check my email as soon as I got home from work.

"You know," she complained, "I think that work rules your life".

"No dear," I replied, "YOU rule my life.

I just prefer work."

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An Italian fellow took his mother fishing on a party boat for fluke one day.

After drifting for hours without even a nibble, his mother hooks into a doormat fluke.

Everyone on the boat was excited, cheering the old women on, telling her to take her time...don't lose it etc.

Finally she lifted it into the boat, picked up the fish, removed the hook, looked at it up and down and then tossed it back into the water.

Stunned, her son said, "Mama, why did you throw that fish back into the water?"

She looked at him and said, "I don't know...to me it just didn't look fresh."

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A blonde engineer had an interview at a multinational company

The Manager asked, "Do you know about the generators?"Blonde said with confidence, "Yes, everything!".

The Manager continued, "Can you tell, How does it run?"Blonde took a long breath,

"durr..durr...durrrrr..durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

☺"The only thing in life that's free is liberty ... and you have to "Fight like hell" to keep it."