A nice "Hot" Good Morning.....T.G.I.F....

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The Humingbirds have to fight to feed these days.....

Cat squirrel ??

cool picture....long cigar............

The "Boss man" likes BUICKS..........................

Sorry....but thats how I feel also...................

For those who like Maxine..............................

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At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated the relaxation

of team curfew by attending a late night campus party.

Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful young thing and eased

into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at parties.

"Oh, I'm much more attracted to the strong academic types than to dumb

party animals," she said.

"What's your G.P.A.?"

Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted,

"I get about 27 in the city and 38 on the highway."

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Legendary bounty hunter Dwayne "Dog" Chapman employed a variety of ruses to capture his fugitives. For instance...

Though he suspected that one man was being harbored by his mother,

Chapman could not get the woman to cooperate.

His solution? "I called her and said I was the coroner," he recalled, "

and we had a badly mutilated corpse with her son's driver's license in the pocket.

She goes, 'Oh my God, he was supposed to be here at midnight!'

The guy rolled up at 12:10 and I was there to catch him."

So what name did Chapman give the woman when he told her that he was the coroner?

Hal Ketchum!

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George & Aggie were in Boston for the first time to visit their son and family.

As they reached the front door of the terminal they hail a taxi , and got in.

As they headed for the city the driver, making some small talk, asks them where they are from?

Aggie asks George "WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE?".

The old skipper leans over and yells in her ear,"HE ASKED WHERE WE'RE FROM!".

Then the old skipper says to the driver "We're from Stephenville".

"Oh" says the driver,"I was stationed there when I was in the airforce".

Again Aggie pipes up "WHATS THE FELLA SAYING NOW GEORGE..WHAT'D HE SAY".

"HE SAYS HE'S BEEN THERE".

"I see" says Aggie.

They drive along in silence for a while when the driver says,"You know I went with a girl when I was there, and she was the meanest most disagrable hag I ever hooked up with".

"WHATS HE SAYING NOW GEORGE ..I CAN'T HEAR HIM'.

The old skipper yells back,"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YA".

*

An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren.

Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her.

"Tell me, how old are your grandsons?"

The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied,

"The doctor is four and the lawyer is six..."

*

The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach.

The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up.

When a rusty old station wagon containing a very tired looking couple and eight screaming children pulled into his station, the attendant tried small talk to cheer the occupants.

"Hope you had a good day at the beach!

Nice looking kids there.

Are they all yours or is this a picnic?"

Wearily, the driver replied, "Yes they are all mine and it is NO picnic!"