Good morning....Stormy weather...

And you think your house is damp !.....

I wouldn't want to be here when a bad storm hits.......

A picture of the Blue Ridge Parkway.........

This is an Ambush getting ready to happen..................

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CAT MIND GAMES....

1. Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.

2. Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap.

3. Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose.

Then walk of nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary.

4. Play with invisible objects.

5. Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneading any available body parts.

6. Do a figure 8 through your humans' legs while they are walking around the kitchen cooking something you won't get a bite of.

7. Before your human gets out of their bed, make sure you're napping in the bathroom doorway.

8. Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human' s shoes.

Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.

9. If you absolutely have to go to the vet, cling to your human's head, howling at the top of your lungs and spew hairballs on the vet.

10. Wait till your human is eating, then jump on the table and shed.

11. Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes can be great fun.

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We found a charming bed-and-breakfast nestled in the Mountains of North Carolinia.

Though enchanted, I nonetheless had some questions about the accommodations.

"Does the room have its own bath?" I asked.

Nodding, the proprietor answered, "If no one else shows up, it does."

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A guest, on a private sailboat on a compass heading to the Bahamas, had to hit the head.

Excusing himself he left the main cabin.

Shortly after, a sudden squall hit the sailboat.

A giant freak wave rolled over the vessel and, with a stress breach in the hull, the boat began taking on water!

Just short of sinking and with his guests and crew in the life boat, the captain realized someone was missing.

Working his way towards the aft cabins and fighting the onslaught of water rushing in, he broke open the door to the head.

There stood the missing guest. Shaken and confused he looked at the captain and said, "I don't understand, all I did was Fart, and pull the handle!"