Good Morning....Good People....Bad ones too..

I believe that it's true..........

Mr. cool................................

Help.....Let me out!...........

Want to play with my wii?............................

Children's Movie............................

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While Gus had lots of hobbies.

Pete had no hobbies, and was rather concerned about being set loose with nothing to do.

Then Gus suggested his friend go visit his kids.

Pete said, "Well, I only have two kids, but I could buy a motor home and go visit my brothers and sisters, that would take about a year."

Gus looked a bit puzzled,
so Pete said, "I'm one of eighteen kids in my family."

Gus's eyes got rather large, contemplating eighteen children,
so Pete volunteered to explain.

"The problem was, my mother was hard of hearing."

With a big grin he added, "My mom and dad would go to bed at night, and my dad would ask, 'Do you want to go to sleep, or what?' and my mom would say, 'What?'

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GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR A PASTOR...

Good News: The Women's Guild voted to send you a get-well card.

Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.

Good News: The Elder Board accepted your job description the way you wrote it.

Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.

Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things exactly the same way you do.

Bad News: The choir mutinied.

Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.

Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.

Good News: Church attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.

Bad News: You were on vacation.

Good News: The youth in your church come to the rectory for a surprise visit.

Bad News: It's in the middle of the night and they are armed with toilet paper and shaving cream to "decorate" your house.

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Bobbie found this flyer taped to a neighborhood telephone pole:

"Found, male yellow Lab, very friendly.

Loves to play with kids and eat Bubbles.

Bubbles is our cat.

Please come get your dog."

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BABY BOOMERS...

Our generation never got a break.

When we were young they taught us to respect our elders.

Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.