Good Morning.....friends and neighbors

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Need translation.....Taz??

Fox...playing it cool....until bird gets closer....then wam!

Shy.......

Cats like boxes......can play for hours......

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A ten-year-old son waited for the doctor to apply stitches to his bleeding forehead,

Kevin complained, “It's all Chris's fault; he pushed me.”

I explained that it was just an accident and that he might just as well blame me for

letting him go over to his friend Chris's house, or Chris's grandmother for letting

them play in the tree house.

Kevin was thoughtful for a moment, then decided, “It's Daddy's fault, because he

married you.”

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Bobbie saz;

I tried reading a book about natural fertilizers for your garden but it was full of crap.

I was going to buy a book on curing procrastination but I put it off until tomorrow....

or maybe the day after.

I tried to read a book on curing insomnia, but I kept falling asleep.

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President Bush is traveling in Europe.

He’s now in Venice, Italy.

When he saw the street waterways, he said,

“Don’t worry — FEMA is on the way.”

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John McCain just announced he wants to do a series of town hall meetings

where he meets with the public.

It’s all part of McCain’s “Speak up, I Can’t Hear You” tour.

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And how was your day ?