Deer me.....feeding time...........
Now this is a deep subject...........................
A 4 egg omlette........
How about these mini pigs..................
Worlds smallest??
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Ponder these....
Is it true, that stress during pregnancy causes the child to be born naked?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Our dentist recently hired a beautiful young blonde as a dental hygenist.
We exchanged small talk for half an hour as she cleaned my teeth and I gazed into her pale-blue eyes.
When she finished, she smiled and said, "You have the most perfect mouth."
My heart skipped a beat.
Then she continued, "Usually I have a lot of trouble reaching people's wisdom teeth, but your mouth is so big that I can get both hands in easily."
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Sherry's family was eating supper when I noticed her one-year-old spreading sweet potatoes on his hands.
Her husband looked over and casually remarked, “Decided to have a yam handwich, did you?”
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Pete and Gus were driving a large truck down a highway when they came to a overhead bridge.
The sign said 10 feet zero inches, so they got out to measure their truck.
Unfortunately, the truck was just over 12 feet high.
They didn't know what to do, when finally Gus looked both directions and said, "I don't see any cops, let's go for it!"
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