Good Morning... All the good readers..and Missy !

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Gotta get my beauty rest........

An't I the pretty one??

Just heard, George Carlin passed yesterday at 71. R.I.P.







Looks cool...........

May the best person win.........

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Our lives are divided into three distinct stages:

childhood,

middle years,

and "you're still looking good."

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At our office, the vending machine often takes the money but refuses

to dispense the goods.

When this happens, the victim attaches a note to the machine relating

the incident and is reimbursed when the vendor refills it.

One note I read was a little different, though:

"Vendor, Please check the labels on your products.

The Pepsi is not Diet, the rice cakes are Twinkies, the pretzels are Cheez-Its...

and I'm getting fat!"

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A civil engineer, had to spend quite a bit of time on a construction site

to supervise the work,

he felt that he, like the workers, should wear a safety helmet.

He ordered one, and the company shipped it parcel post.

When the package arrived, he wondered if he should really trust the

helmet with his safety: the parcel was labeled FRAGILE.

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The office cubicle has turned 40 years old.

The unique structures have revolutionized the work environment.

Now most government buildings can sleep up to 4 times as many employees."

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Witchy and I were watching a drunk guy weave down the sidewalk.

She asked, "Do you think that he's drunk?"

I said, "No, he walks like that in case someone is trying to shoot him."

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