Good Morning....Friends.....It's a happy day.....

Damn....must have been rank.....lookin at that face !

A baby Sloth......as "Bobbie" saz: he's a cutie......

Cute ride....another 100 miles per gallon car....

Ya...right!...........................................

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"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.

That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals.

We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.

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Quote:

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

(Ann Landers)

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My father is a skilled CPA, but is not great at self-promotion.

So when an advertising company offered to put my father's business placard in the shopping carts of a supermarket, my dad jumped at the chance.

Fully a year went by before we got a call that could be traced to those placards.

"Richard Larson, CPA?" the caller asked.

"That's right," my father answered. "May I help you?"

"Yes," the voice said. "One of your shopping carts is in my yard and I want you to come and get it."

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Two old gals listening to a fire-and-brimstone preacer in church....the holyroller says, "You people out there smiokin' them cigarettes is DOOMED!"

One old gal says to the other, "AAAAmen"

The preacher goes on, "And you people smokin' them foul cee-gars, you're DOOMED"

The old girl says, "AAAAmen....."

The preacher gets real confidential now, leans over the pulpit and lowers his voice..."An' you-all out there a chewin' that 'backy an' dippin snuff...EEEEternal hellfire,, that's what you're doomed to...."

The old gal turns to her friend and mutters, "Goddam fool's quit preachin' now, an' taken up meddlin...."