Good morning.....Friends...

She's watching you.........

No...She's watching this dog....(dinner)

A weird looking beast......

A cool restaurant....

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I was in my backyard the other night looking through my telescope.

My neighbor had just taken out his trash and came over and asked, "Are you looking at the stars?"

I said, "No, I'm have a staring contest with a guy on Mars."

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A young guy in a single-engine fighter was flying escort for a B- 52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hot dog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

The hot dog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot."

The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the hot dog asked, "So? What did you do?"

"I just shut down an engine, kid."

~O~

Porsche is working on a hybrid SUV.

A hybrid SUV with the Porsche name.

Perfect for a man in his midlife crisis who is married to a soccer mom.

A Porsche hybrid SUV sounds as marketable as a Hummer moped...

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I was glued to the TV.

It looked like the pitcher would throw a no-hitter.

My wife who thinks baseball is boring, wondered why the crowd was so excited.

"It's a perfect game," I told her. Do you know what that is?"

"Yeah," she said, "one that's over."

~O~

A woman with a headache went to her medicine cabinet to find a bottle of Advil.

She did as the bottle said; take two and keep away from children.

Soon her headache went away!