Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....I know it's not Mother's day every were....




But I'm boss of this outfit, And I say...

"Happy Mothers Day"

To all the ladies on here...................

Now thats about right....

Walking with my gang........

He's the look out.........

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announcement:

China will no longer publish a phone directory due to chaos.

There were so many Wings and Wong's in THE DIRECTORY, people were always winging wong numbers.

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A lady gynaecologist was checking on a patient who had a hysterectomy operation three days before.

The doctor asked the woman why she hadn't yet gotten out of bed.

"I hurt," the woman replied. "You don't know how it feels."

"I know exactly how it feels," the doctor said.

"I had the same procedure three months ago, I was on my feet two days later and back at work in less than six weeks.

There's no difference in our operations."

"Oh yes there is," said the patient.

"You had a different gynaecologist."

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My psychiatrist specializes in group therapy.

Instead of a couch, he has bunk beds.

The funny thing about going to a psychiatrist is that you have to lie down to learn how to stand on your own two feet.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..