Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....welcome to the space ship "Earth".
Note....Happy Anniversary....To my friends.
Carol & Jay.... May you have many more happy years.


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see Carol.....you got them dancing in the street......
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Their Buddy's....................................

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Ouch, and double ouch................
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Huh...Huh...What did you say? I can hear you.....

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George Jones has carried many a burden, but his two primary sufferings are 1) Ex-wife/duet partner, the late Tammy Wynette; and 2) alcohol.

Here's a story with a little of both...

"In the early '70s, Wynette, frustrated with Jones' booze binges, hid the keys to his 27 cars in an effort to curb the Possum's liquor-store visits.

"Facing a hooch crisis, 'No Show' Jones became 'Can-Do' Jones, firing up his lawnmower and racing toward town at five miles an hour."

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One night, we were having dinner at a nice restaurant.

Everybody had ordered, received their meals and enjoyed every bite.

When we were finished, the waitress came over with the bill, set it in front of me, then asked me, "How did you find your steak?"

Before I could answer, my five-year-old daughter Ree replied, "Oh! It was easy.

He just moved his potato over, and there it was on the plate!"

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I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age, but they haven't made one yet called "Abs of Putty."

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