Down Hummingbird Lane

Well...Day one.. of "witchy's " walkabout........


Made it half way.....





Be careful.......

Berlins car crash sculpture...

Now....You talk about Lonely......I feel like this sometimes....

How about this background......"Carol?"

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A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper.

A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon.

Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader: "Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?"

Moshe replied: "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find?

Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.

So I switched to the Arab newspaper.

Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.

The news is so much better!".

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I decided to grow a beard, and within two weeks my chin was covered with a long stubble.

One day, crossing the street, I noticed that the driver of a car stopped at the walkway was an attractive young woman.

Our eyes met; hers grew wider as she leaned over to lock the passenger-side door.......

I went home and shaved.

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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant.

The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," Hillary says.

The waiter nods.

"And the vegetable?" he asks.

"Oh, He'll have the fish," Hillary replies.