Thursday, April 17, 2008

Well...Good morning... It's gonna be a very nice day.......
So...gonna get out side and plant....


Must have went with us, for Sam's birthday lunch.....



Now...Keeping my mouth shut.


I know what he's thinking.....Search time.....



" Bobbies " poker playing pardner........ Both are Card "sharks"


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The Rednecks....

Pete won a multi million dollar lottery and he had a large house built.

When the house was completed he invited Gus over to see his new home.

Gus was estounded at the size and beauty of the house.

Pete told Gus to come in the backyard to see his swimming pool.

Gus put his hand in the water and stated, "oh Pete, The water is so warm."

"That for my friends that like warm water" exclaimed Pete.

"Come around to the side of the house".

At the side of the house was another swimming pool.

Again Gus stuck his hand in the water. Oh Pete, the water is so cold".

And Pete replied, "That is for my friends that like cold water..

Come to the other side of the house Pete replied proudly".

So off they went. Once there, Gus saw yet another swimming, but there was no water in it.

And after asking his friend why the pool was empty, Pete proudly replied.............


"This one is for my friends that cant swim".

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I hate to be the one to spread the sad news, but there will be no more Pete & Gus jokes.


Pete passed away and left a will.

He wanted to be buried at sea.


Gus drowned trying to dig his grave.

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“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.


“Don’t be too sure, my Dear.

They are probable saying the same thing about us.”

Replied his wife.

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