Down Hummingbird Lane

"Sweet Thing" and I might take a stroll down the mall.......

Downtown Mall...........................

Some good fishin,,,Huh?

Boy, you better not jump on this one.....might hurt.

Ah...yes...maybe the next leader of the free world...

A speechwriter for President Bush felt unappreciated, and hurt, by the president and so when the President came to give his next speech, he looked at the teleprompter and it said:

"Some say that this war against Iraq is all about oil. It isn't, and I'll tell you why."

"Some say that a tax cut will lead to even worse federal deficits.

It won't, and I'll tell you why."

"Some say that my policies favor the wealthy over the middle class.

They don't, and I'll tell you why."

And then there was a blank space on the teleprompter.

And then the words: "Okay, George, you take it from here."

Phil and his wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," says Phil.

"Watch them!" says his wife..... "You already know how to play volleyball."