Raggedy Ann ????
At $ 1.4 million bucks, me and "Witchy" can ride in style......
Digital camera's don't take good pics through a screen.........
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A certain man's first day back at the office after his honeymoon was a difficult one.
He came home tired and hungry.
He sat down for supper with his new wife and dug right in, finishing in no time.
As he looked up from his plate, he noticed that he bride was crying.
"What's wrong, dear?" he asked.
"I spent hours slaving over our first dinner," she said, wiping away her tears, "and all you do is sit there and eat it!"
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Know why Mexicans don't do bar-b-que ?
because the beans fall through the grill.
Know why Mexicans drive lowriders ??
It's so they can cruise and pick lettice at the same time...
Whats the differance between a teacup and a peacup?
You drink tea from a tea cup.
A pea cup is what 20 mexicans ride to work in.
Whats the difference between select and choose?
Select is when you pick one item out from a choice of many.
Choose are what a mexican wears on his feet.
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