Some body's going to be in a heap of trouble................
Theys never know wheres I hides my BONE......
One powerful Wedgie............................
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When my wife and I moved into our new home, we couldn't afford to gravel the driveway.
So every day after work, I tossed rocks from the lawn into the driveway.
But after two weeks of tossing rocks, I began to wonder where they all were coming from.
One day, I came home before my wife and was in the yard when her car pulled in the driveway.
She opened the car door and, before saying a word, picked up a rock and threw in on the lawn.
"Where are all these rocks coming from?" She said. "I've been tossing them out of the driveway for two weeks!"
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Hillary is trying to convince people she is a hunter.
So she showed up wearing a beaver-pelt pantsuit.
She trying to convince voters that she is pro-gun.
C’mon, if she were really pro-gun, Bill would be dead.
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten- year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
"I saw six men beating up my mother-in-law.
My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?'
I said 'No, Six should be enough."
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