Friday, March 14, 2008

Sorry I'm late ....had an early "roter-Rooter" date this morning...

New Virginia Highways Zero Tolerance Speed Camera........

With the Virginia highway death toll continuing to increase, this will be the first year that Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras will be used.
The new cameras look a bit different than normal speed surveillance cameras.
I have included a photo so that you will know what to look for as you're traveling around our great state.
Make sure you do not speed when approaching one.
Please take this warning seriously as these new devices offer no warnings or second chances. Happy motoring!


Make that Green beer please...




Dog....What dog....I see no dog......

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Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain have all said that they are the person who should answer the phone at the White House if it rings at 3 a.m.

Meanwhile, most Americans think that the White House should just get a receptionist.

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One day a teacher was giving a lecture on philosophy, and had the class enthralled.

It was a brilliant lecture.
Suddenly, over his head a bright light flashed and an angel came down and approached the teacher.

She said, "You are doing such a good job teaching this class, I have decided to give you one wish. You can have infinite money, infinite wisdom, or infinite knowledge."
Thinking for a minute, he humbly asked for infinite wisdom.

She tapped him with a magic wand and disappeared in a flash.

The class came forward to hear the first words from a man with infinite wisdom.
He said,............ "It would of been wiser to take the money..."

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