Down Hummingbird Lane

One god ugley cat............

One fat squirrel............

One big bone for "Brutus"..........

One funny float.........................

One feeding bird............................

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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD....

Some 'dirtbag' in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him..

The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range..

Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed..

A statewide manhunt ensued..

The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun..

SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times..

Now here's the kicker:.

Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times..

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel:.

That's all the bullets we had!..

(Talk about an all time classic answer!!!)

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"Among the people rumored to be a possibility for John McCain's vice-presidential running mate is 51-year-old Florida Governor Charlie Crist and surprisingly not his brother, Jesus Crist"

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After reading an article that had a tip for finding your car in a huge parking lot, I decided to follow the advice one day while at the mall..

I attached a tissue to the car’s antenna with a rubber band..

The little white flag waving in the breeze was supposed to help me spot my car easily..

So off I went shopping, and when I came out a short time later, I quickly spotted a little white flag...and about forty others..