Down Hummingbird Lane

Hey....Time to wake up....I told ya about that Green beer.....


Now...This is a "Snow woman"..........................

Party an't she........................

OOpps..............................

You can tell I like cats..............

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This one's for Mark.....

WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE A NEW FATHER;
1. Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.

2. The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.

3. You are used to doing everything one-handed.

4. The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.

5. The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero.

6. Your idea of romance is hand-holding.

7. You answer the question "How are you?" with "We're fine."

8. You decide whether a shirt is wearable not based on sweatiness, but based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt's main color.

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The beauty of the joke is that it can be used to make others forget their problems, if only for a moment.

Question; What do you call a cow with three legs?

A: Lean beef.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Q: What do you call a cow with a vibrator?

A: Beef stroganoff.