Down Hummingbird Lane

Got a nice warm cozy place to sleep......

Peeping tom...looking in the window........................

I don't know what to say......................

Looks like behind my puter.....................

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Bobbie had applied for a job, and when she returned home,

her mother asked how the interview went.

"Pretty good, I think," replied Bobbie, "but if I go to work there

I won't get a vacation until I'm married."

Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing.

"Is that what they told you?"
"No", replied Bobbie, "but right on the application it said

'vacation time may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'"

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Aging is when you hear "snap, crackle, pop" before you get to breakfast.

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At times it appears that when all is said and done, it's politicians who say it,

and taxpayers who do it.

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Bobbie saz: I have excellent sleeping habits. When the sun rises, I don't.