Down Hummingbird Lane

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Bad Humor.....


At The Park Bench....
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in a Florida retirement community when a man sat down on the other end of her bench.
After a few moments, she asked, "Are you new here?".
"I lived here years ago," he replied.
"So where have you been since?" asked the woman.
"Prison," the man replied.
"Oh! Why were you in prison?" .
He quietly replied, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."

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When my doctor told me that I was as sound as a dollar, he nearly scared me to death.

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Quote;

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

"Martin Luther King