An't this a nice sunrise.....Looking out window....
Damn....I'm at a lost for words.....A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said
"If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop."
The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me
and I'll give you two lolly pops."
She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.
The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!"
Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford,
YOU ride in it!!!"
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Our niece's four-year-old son was asked if he knew what had happened to
the almost full bottle of mouthwash in the bathroom.
He replied: "Well, Dad tasted it and spit it out;
then Marie tasted it and spit it out.
So I thought if nobody liked it, I might as well dump the rest out!"
And he did.
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