Little snow this morning.....

Oopps..........................
Lap pig ??.......................

Tommy...watching me take sunrise pics...on a fence post.
Got his dinner............................

Have you heard about the new medication that is both an aphrodisiac and laxative?

It's called "Easy Come, Easy Go."

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Little girl says to her grandma "Granny, do all fairy tales begin with 'once upon

a time'"?....
Granny, "No darling, there is a whole other bunch of em that begin with

"If elected,.... I promise'".............

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A friend dropped off his wife at the hairstylist and she was supposed to call me

when she was ready to be picked up.

She must have dialed a wrong number, she reported later.
She called, and a man said "Hello," to which she cheerfully said, "Come and get me!"
The man said, "Are you sure? This is Mitchell's funeral home."