I know...I know...I'm late......Oh...Well.who cares..

I'm warning you....I'm gonna get you......................

Car pants......................

A good carry...............




A man receives a 10 year sentence in prison and after being in-processed is in
the exercise yard for the first time.
Seeing a group of guys he walks over in time to hear a man say "number 25" and
the crowd goes wild.
A second guy says "number 77" again everyone laughs.
He asks the old man standing next to him what is going on.
The man replies, "all the jokes here are so old they have been assigned numbers
to save time as everyone knows the punch lines.
The new fish gets a list and studies it for a couple of weeks.
Once again out in the exercise yard he joins the crowd and suddenly says,
"number 16", not a sound is heard.
Quickly he says "number 25" again only silence.
In a panic he shouts out, "number 77".
Silence, the crowd starts breaking up when one con turns to the guy next to him
and says, "some guys can tell them, some can't".


Quote:
"In my many years I have come to a conclusion, that one useless man is a shame,
two is a law firm and three or more is a congress -" John Adams