Sun. Jan. 13th. ~~~

Like I said...Same old...same old.......................
I know how you feel.................
That last "Bud" go to him...................

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A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can''t afford a new set." "Don''t worry," said his friend. "I''ll get a pair from my brother for you."

The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. "This is wonderful," said the man.

"Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, he''s not a dentist," replied the friend, "he''s an undertaker."

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Life's greatest satisfactions include getting the last laugh, having the last word, and paying the last installment.