Hold your nose good and tight............
Gotta go ??????
Worlds tallest meeting worlds smallest....................
Don't fart.....It'll be a long walk back........~~~~~~~~~~~00~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm beginning to understand exactly how the state lottery helps education," Gus told his neighbor,Pete . "Every time I buy a losing ticket, I get a little smarter."
~~~~~~~~~~00~~~~~~~~~~ During a training flight takeoff, as I was tightening a loose hydraulic connection, I suddenly saw that an engine was on fire. Wrench in hand, I turned, tapped the pilot calmly on the shoulder with it and told him, "We're on fire." He soon had us safely back on the ground. A short time later I was modestly explaining my great presence of mind in a trying situation to an admiring audience. Just then two medics passed with our pilot on a stretcher. Startled, I called out, "What's the matter with him?" "Broken shoulder!" was the reply.
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