Fri. Jan. 4th.~~~

Now if I had that, and they had a feather up there.... we would both be tickled.........
Yours too ?....................
Now thats a pothole...............

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Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.
B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.
Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??~~~ (I thought a lot of money already went down there?)

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An attractive young med student was having coffee with her girlfriend and complaining about her fiance's extraordinary sexual appetites. "I barely have the strength to come to work in the morning," she murmured. "And now that he's on his vacation, things will probably be even more intense when he gets back." "How long is he off?" the assistant inquired. "It varies," she replied. "But usually it's just long enough to smoke a cigarette."