55 degrees today......

Oh.. No..It's the Joker........

Their all dreaming........................
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A woman was reporting her car stolen, and mentioned that

there was a car phone in it.

The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the

guy who answered the phone and told the him that he had read

the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car.

They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

A man and his wife are watching a championship boxing match on TV.

Early in the second round, one of the fighters goes down for the count.

The husband sighs and says, "I'm so disappointed.

It was all over in four minutes!"

The wife replies, "Good.......

Now you know how I feel."