Tuesday~~~

This footwear comes without any cover.
No straps, no heels, no laces.
Your naked feet is fully visible (and susceptible) to the elements.
In fact, it will feel like walking barefooted, only in this case, the floor sticks to your feet.
This uncovered and unconventional slipper is made of a soft molded rubber that promises to cling to your feet even while you are chasing after a bus.

Somehow this reminds me of someone.......
Wyant~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~7 months

A letter from Santa;

Dear Friends I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from the "Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with VD from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my ass in bird ••••. On top of all this, Mrs. Clause is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined The Gay Liberation Front, and those dumb Newfoundlanders have scheduled Christmas for the 5th Of February.
Sincerely, Santa

Now a riddle ?

What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?:ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Noel, Noel (no l, no l)