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Warning........
It's a bird....It's a plane...no It's........
No comment..........

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A blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure
the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale,
then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.
"That won't work," countered the woman."
I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

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This Yankee from Massachusetts was hiking through the mountains of Virginia when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life.
Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" he asked.
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the tourist.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma come in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the tourist.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the Yankee, "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid thru the door.
"This here is the outhouse."